“Sanatani Myths vs. Keeladi Facts: A Satirical Look at History and Logic”

NASA that loves Sanskrit is not US-based National Aeronautics and Space Administration. It is a Sanatani organisation:

Naradam-Agastyam-Sanskritam-Agraharam, say my Brahmins friends. It says Sanskrit is “scientific” – for use by computers. What they mean is that the “sounds” are logically organised. In Sanantan world, logic is same as science. No one dares tell them the truth. They will soon impose a truth tax if you keep asking facts.

BTW – there is no Sanskrit script. Brahmins hated writing. Writing was first meant for Prakrit languages. Brahmins used Brahmi script of Buddhists/Jains to write Vedas. Most “logical” script is not Indian – its Hangul, in Korea. Sorry Sanatanis.

Everyone in Sanatani NASA is upset that South Indian Keeladi has clear urban centres with absolutely no connection to Vedic world. While Vedic people were chanting “scientific” Sanskrit hymns filled with nuclear power and wondering why Saraswati is disappearing, the people of Keeladi were smelting iron and establishing water irrigation projects.

Have you noticed rich vegetarian Sanatani businessmen who get all government contracts, all government loans, who migrate to London and park money in Swiss banks, NEVER fund “Indian Institute of Sanskrit-based Computers.” Why???? Because Sanatanis are just badly nourished so easy to fool with “right angled” bridges and bad currency and “sigma eyes” of clown like leaders making fool of themselves in diplomatic circles.

NASA tried to use television to prove that Sanauli site had horses and chariots… without a single horse bone…without a spoked wheel….  “logically” it can be chariot…”scientifically” it simply ox-drawn wagons similar to ones found in Oxus river valley, west of the Hindu Kush. Now NASA will prove Ram is history – so North Indian. Krishna is history – so North Indian. Shiva is history – so North Indian.

Meanwhile South Indian scholars will prove that there were no Brahmins in South India before 2000 years…. first inscription mentioning Brahmins is found in 100 AD in Naneghat, Nashik (Satavahan)… Tamil Sangam works mentioning Brahmins came later… Land donations of Pallavas to Brahmins started only after 400 AD….in Bengal and Odisha, Brahmins are invited after 1000 AD… in Manipur and Tripura after 1500 AD. So Brahmins migrated to South from North, perhaps attracted by wealth of Keeladi? As Saraswati dried up? Then they travelled eastwards towards Manipur and Tripura?

So where was NASA established? I suspect in South India when Brahmins migrated from North India. Agastya brought mountains, rivers, women and grammar as per Itihasa-Purana. Narada was told to wander aimlessly because he did not marry. Together they came to south, maybe Keeladi, for iron and found scientific people there. Called them Asuras, Rakshasas, Nagas, Gandharvas and Vidyadharas and settled down. Hence South has a trace of Aryan gene only in Brahmins… most Aryan gene is in North India…original Aryan gene is in Iran and Central Asia… and Ukraine. NASA thus has international connections. Some Indo-Europeans (non-Aryans) went to Europe and America. So NASA cousins are found in Kapilaranya (California) where Bharat Mata Tyagis (NRI) migrate. Aryan gene holders (South Indian Brahmins + North Indians) are NRU = Non-Resident Ukrainians, the original homeland of horse breeders (Ashva, in Rig Veda).

As per Natya-shastra: women shall not speak Sanskritam…. I realize that Bindi-wearing Sanatani women are much like Hijabi women, fighting for their men at all costs.